Dora’s Place

Why is it that every eatery in Texas assumes you want mayo on a burger? At Dora’s, you will get mayo even after you request none. While I do enjoy mayonnaise, I don’t care for it on a cheeseburger.
It is a typical Texas style burger, thin, greasy, flavorless, topped with a half jar of mayonnaise, wrapped in white paper to hold the grease in and cut in half for you. They have the standard type of Texas french fries, served cold and soggy. I think they are chilled in ice water after cooking lest you burn yourself. I have consumed tastier paste back in kindergarten than the salsa that is served with the chips. The chips were of the bagged variety and quite stale.
Another dining adventure is the B.L.T. An entire head of lettuce, two pink, bland tomatoes, two strips of semi raw bacon on cold toasted wannabe wonder bread. Back to the mayo, it is not an option on a Dora’s B.L.T. When I requested some they looked at me as if I were a bit daft. They pointed out the fact that ketchup was supplied at the table. Well let me tell you dear review reader, I enjoy ketchup on a B.L.T. about as much as I enjoy maple syrup on Veal Parmesan.
The only reason for the single star review is the waitresses. They are friendly, prompt and obviously clueless about the lousy food being served there.