McDonald’s

This is the worlds worst McDonald’s. Slow, dirty, and the coffee was watery. My daughter had to pour the water out of her oatmeal. Avoid!

I’ve been living across the continent and in the north, where the sun doesn’t shine so brightly. I started my road trip from Orlando to Boca early, before the sun rose. Then I realized my folly: the day star burns brightly in the sunshine state, and I did not have a pair of sunglasses. As the sun began to sear my flesh and burn patterns into my retinas, I turned off of 95 and found this little oasis.
There’s a McDonalds, comfort food for the aggravated road warrior, but more importantly, the McDonalds is conjoined to a little convenience store/​souvenir shop. It’s got magnets and the random crap people buy on the road, but most importantly, a good variety of sunglasses.
The cashier was friendly enough and seemed nonplussed by my dazed and sun-​addled manner as I bought a pair of sunglasses and a Good Humor bar. (I know it’s not breakfast, but it was hot out and calorically basically the same as an Egg McMuffin. Don’t judge me.) The cashier did not judge overtly, which is good enough for me.
I love you, little oasis McDonalds.

For a McDonalds I quiet like this location. The service is fast and they almost never screw up my order. I have never had a problem with the quality of the food.

I need to do better than McDonalds, although I love that fattening frozen coffee drink!

The only thing working for this place is the location. It’s located at the Sebastian exit on I-​95. If you’re going south bound, there’s a long stretch from the Malabar exit before you get here, so it’s definitely a welcomed rest stop.
Back in the day when the dot com bubble was thriving in this area, this McDonald’s always packed. This was because the next closest place to getting food was either on US 1 or the next exit south on I-​95. The service is terrible! The cannot handle a lunch rush and the staff act as if they are doing you a favor.