Good Danny’s Carry-Out

Took an hour for my food to get here then the guy was mad because I didn’t want to give him a tip and told me next time he’s not going to come to the door I’ll have to come to the car. I WILL NEVER ORDWE FROM HERE AGAIN. Terrible service

She is not friendly and also bitch big time. She gave me bad attitude when I gave her %20 for tips. I will not never order this restaurant again.

we ordered delivery to out hotel at about 11:00pm. by 1:00 it had still not arrived, despite two calls where I was out on hold and treated very rudely. I suggested to the hotel that they remove this business from their suggestions of deliveries.

The female has a nasty attitude, she added 4 more dollars to my order when I used my debit card and didn’t tell me. They never give you free anything when you order the specific amounts and if you ask they make up something like nothing free after 12 a.m. or nothing free during lunch. My rice was half cooked and the final straw was when my lemonade iced tea had several roaches in it. I never noticed them until I had already taken 2 huge gulps!!! If I could give this place a negative I would. Absolutely disturbing and disgusting!!! WARNING: STAY AWAY!

Was extremely dissatisfied with the food. DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT ORDER SEAFOOD FROM HERE. I Ordered Hunan shrimp, when it arrived it was cold (along with the rest of my food) and the shrimp turned to mush in your mouth. I called the restaurant to reconcile the issue and spoke with a woman she said there was nothing they could do and it was. not their problem it was the seafood distributors problem. Why are you continuing to buy from a distributor that sells sub quality seafood and why are you pushing it off on your customers? totally inexcusable, terrible customer service, very poor food. The only good thing about the whole experience was that the free Pepsi that came with my 35 $ order was nice and cold.

If you’re looking for crappy Chinese food (I mean crappy in a great way) especially Chinese food that delivers at 3am, good Danny’s is the place for you! Best egg rolls I’ve had since moving to DC as well.
PS: BRING BACK THE PIZZA!!!

Storefront is a scary throw back from a bad 70’s movie, with a neon din and staff behind bulletproof glass. Fried rice was undercooked (rice grains were small & hard.) As for the sweet and sour chicken, chicken was greasy and sweet and sour sauce was bland — which I didn’t realize was even possible. Combo lo mein was edible so at least I wasn’t starving at the end of this sad meal. Will not go back.

Today, I received Good Danny’s Carryout menu from the mailbox; I was so excited when I learned that they deliver in 12 AM-​5 AM!
Later, I called Good Danny’s at 2:30 AM. I am Deaf, so I called via relay service (interpreter via videophone). The female Asian refused to take my order when I asked her to deliver it to the apartment. I was puzzled because I received the menu from the mailbox; I only live 5 minutes from that restaurant.
I gave up and told her that I will pick it up. About 10 minutes, I showed up. The worker was friendly; I paid it appropriately. About 5 minutes later, she brought the bag of food in the brown bag with plastic bag.
I brought it home to share with my fiancée. It was good, not heavenly. It is better than several Asian carryout restaurants in DC.

Good Danny’s is just A-​okay Danny’s. It’s Chinese take out, pizza, and heroes, or as the menu says-«Italy subs.» Only in America kids, only in America can we have this mish mash of bad American food as the sole take out menu at the Capitol Hill Hyatt. There’s a delivery fee not shown anywhere on the menu. The pizza is OK for DC but would not be acceptable in the Northeast. Overall, delivery was quick, the delivery guy was decent, and the wings were pretty good. Reading the menu was entertaining too, although the spelling and word combinations were clearly not intended to be amusing. The only thing not on the menu is gua.

Just got delivery from here. It’s your typical Chinese takeout place.
Fast delivery, enjoyed the food, didn’t shell out a lot of cash for it. It you expect gold from this place, get over yourself. If you expect halfway decent takeout chinese, go for it.

ordered the curry chicken… received curry vegetables with a few pieces of chicken. Thoroughly unimpressed. If you have another option… take it.

Just received my food. Visiting in DC. My best friend is not only wasted, but «gluten intolerant.» Don’t start. Apparently you can’t get just plain chicken. It’s always marinated is soy sauce. Strange. For me, beef and broccoli had no beef. Zilch. Only broccoli. Tasty broccoli. But, any place that delivers at 3am deserves 3 stars automatically. An extra star for the nice delivery guy.

Crappy food. Rude delivery guy. Didn’t include utensils. How am I supposed to eat rice without a fork? Horrible.

My relationship with Good Danny’s has been a tumultuous one indeed. We began last July and I quickly became obsessed, to the point that the lady who answers the phone (Amy) recognized my voice and we became fast friends. I’d get the sweet and sour chicken each time, every time.
Everything was great for a while — Good Danny’s and I were in the «honeymoon» stage of our relationship where nothing could go wrong. Everything was great. But then things got rocky.
On Halloween night, we had some muncha (still not 100% sure what it is, but it was good at the time). My friend got violently ill. Things changed between us. The food seemed to get more and more disgusting each time we ordered it, until eventually we broke it off. I thought I’d never see Amy or that sweet and sour chicken ever again.
Then I got drunk.
In what may have been an attempt to rekindle what we once had, I got the chicken a few weeks ago. It was even grosser than the last time I had it. They’ve been going downhill for a year, and I think this is where Amy and I part ways forever.
Also: If you order delivery from there, please go to the restaurant at least once and see the «kitchen» where they make your food. Yuck. It was the beginning of the end for me. Barring some unfortunate turn of events when I’m blackout on H Street, I think I’ve tasted my last muncha.

Ahh so apparently I got sucked into the «Danny’s versus Good Danny’s» thing without knowing it. So that’s what the little letters above the «Danny’s» sign were. I really wanted fried fish, but not a dinner; I wanted a big fried fish sandwich. So I started trying to elaborate it to the lady behind the bomb shield. There was some going back and forth, and for a while I was pretty sure I was going to get a whole fried fish, bone in, between two pieces of bread. One word, however, was clear, that word being «Cheese?» (phrased as a question), to which my answer was an emphatic «YES!!».
When I got this sandwich I’ll be damned if it wasn’t the most beautiful thing I’d ever seen. Fourteen inches, easily, of fried whitefish, lettuce, cheese, lots of mayo, sriracha, and red pepper relish on a hoagie roll. When the lady handed it to me, I nearly dropped it, not expecting the weight of the thing. Probably three pounds.
I ate it all. I don’t know what the fish was. Whiting maybe, or something that floated to the top of the Potomac after the recent flooding. Don’t care. Here, two hours later, I am suffering tremendously. This is what I have been looking for ever since I moved to D.C. Thank you, good Danny!

Oh Danny’s…Ohhhh Danny’s…
What a pleasure getting to know you. Though I’ve never physically stepped inside your restaurant, I’ve had the joy and luck of eating your food for 2 nights out of the 4 that I was at DC.
I was attending a conference at DC and stayed at the L’enfant Hotel. The conference provided minimal food to attendees. By midnight, everyone would be starving, and there is NOTHING to eat in the immediate vicinity of the hotel. I ventured to the lobby where the front desk had a stack of take-​out menus from Danny’s.
First thought: Holy wow! This place has everything! Chinese food, pizza, french fries, soup, sandwiches, salads, and all the above mentioned available deep-​fried.
Second, this place delivers until 5 in the goddamned morning. The delivery guy better be getting good tips for that sort of shift!
There’s a minimum charge of $ 10 for delivery, and they don’t accept credit or checks.
Both nights I ordered the vegetable fried rice and french fries. When the menu delivers, I shall receive! Ordered with a friend to get over the minimum cost.
It took forever and a half for the guy to get here. Funny thing was that when we went down to the lobby to chill and wait, the delivery guy was there with an earlier order. So we knew the poor guy had to drive all the way back to the restaurant and back to the hotel again to deliver to us.
He looked tired, physically, and also of drunk/​drugged out people. We made sure we tipped him and attempted to crack some jokes/​small talk to which he half heartedly smiled before he had to rush to his next delivery.
The food itself? Bland and not delicious! Fries were your standard ol dollar store quality, pre-​cut, frozen, and tossed in a basket and dunked in old oil. The rice was fried with frozen 4-​pack variety vegetables like peas, and sliced carrots, and doused in cheap soy sauce. It was disgusting, but I strangely enjoyed it. Probably because I had been starving all night and anything with copious amounts of sodium in it would’ve tasted good to me… which leads me to my next point.
I know I shit-​talk Kikkoman soy sauce, but boy this one takes the cake! We received those individual soy sauce packets and I lavishly poured it into my rice. As I took a few bites, I did not taste any soy sauce so I poured the entire packet in… still no taste.
This time, I opened another one and LITERALLY poured half the contents into my mouth. It tasted like NOTHING. It was just brown colored water! It wasn’t salty, it had no soy-​sauce flavor, nothing. Nada. Zip. Zealch. It was like a cost cutting strategy for the business to use on their drunk customers as a placebo effect to make them believe that they were flavoring their food. Man I never wished for Kikkoman soy sauce than any other time. The food needed flavor!!!
Needless to say, Danny’s is disgusting. I’ll never eat there again if I can help it. But their 4-​page 100+item menu, cheap prices, and open all night until 5am for delivery grants them one extra star and a place in every stoner’s/drunk’s stomach.

I have been searching all over town for a carry-​out that has chicken gizzards!!!
i tried the mixed-​vegetable and it tasted like armpit. i threw away like all of it and then proceeded to walk down most of h st in a desolate and depressing search for a cab, as the X2 had failed us miserably. wimper.

My intestines hurt the next day. Seriously hurt.
Drunk as hell on H street on a Friday night and this place seemed to be one of the only viable food options. Seems to me that DC doesn’t offer much in the late-​night food category. So I stepped up to the bullet proof glass and placed an order for sesame chicken and my friend got the broccoli beef. And interestingly enough, they also offer subs, chicken wings and other things.
This tasted very good at 2 AM. However, not so good the next day. I really just wanted pizza. oh man.
This place is super shady and dirty. Pretty much get what you expect here. There is nothing «good» about «danny’s», at all.

It’s 3 am in Northeast DC, you can’t find a cab, you and your buddies are craving some mumbo sauce. Inevitably, you will face this question: Danny’s or Good Danny’s?
I am here to make the decision easier for you. it doesn’t matter. They are exactly the same. They are both SHADY AS HELL, with bulletproof glass, lots of dudes with brown paper bags lingering around who like talking to girls ridiculous enough to think that hanging around this place at 3 am is a brilliant idea. Everything tastes like Chinese food. But it’s 3 am, there is no edible pizza to speak of throughout the entirety of the District (and if there were, it wouldn’t be open anyway), and, well, mumbo sauce is singularly magical. The chicken wings are fatty, crispy, and huge. Get a greasy bag of them and share. Then good luck trying to get a ride home.

Condtions:
A Chinese carry out DC style. Quintessential DC hood food. It has deep fried pizza rolls.
Rad:
It’s open late and has bullet proof glass. The chicken wings come with mambo sauce. It can’t get anymore hood DC then getting called a «BAMMA» inside a DC «Carry-​out» while ordering wings.
Bad:
The menu has everything on it including food poisoning from e. coli