Mr Mac

I was warned not to come here but I needed to get a suit asap and this was close by. I told the salesman what I wanted and then he decided to ignore what I said and tell me what «he» wanted me to have. I asked for a suit the was more «fitted» and he told me «well you’re never gonna look like Ryan Reynolds so why even try that kind of suit? You’ll just rip it.» I tried to pretend that I never heard that because normally I would have just walked out. I then got measured and sized and I told him to bring the coat in so it isn’t so baggy but he told me that wouldn’t look good. I told him to do it anyway so he said he would. I picked it up a few days later and the coat wasn’t changed at all-​still baggy. I brought it back in to be fitted and he told me that if he did that then «everyone would be able to see your love handles.» He explained that a suit is supposed to be baggy and hide all ones poor features. I am now trying to look up Mr Mac’s return policy and find out if I can get a refund…