Espress-Oh!

I’m sad to see them go. Not because i thought the coffee was good, but because of the location. Inside the library, over-​looking boulder creek. You could sit down at a dirty wobbly table and look out and watch tubers go by. They should get rid of expresso and put a really good coffee shop in there. They should hire Maiberry, and tell them to concoct some tasty coffee drinks, along with there smoothies, and froyo.
That would b the day!
Do pleasee do it, someday.

Please, can I give 0 stars? Please? Oh, okay, then. I’ll just make up something that merits a star. Um, it looks out over the Boulder Creek. Looking out over the Boulder Creek, thumbs up for you, Espress-​Oh!
Now on to honesty: what the hell? How can a café not know how to make hot chocolate? My boyfriend’s hot chocolate was pretty much pudding. My hot chocolate was steamed milk. Could they have accidentally put all the instant hot chocolate powder into his cup and none into mine? I wouldn’t be surprised. Anyone who can make a veggie panini with a good dose of food poisoning is probably capable of anything.
This place is, guaranteed, running on fumes and on the fact that they’re attached to a library, so studiers have no other café choices available to them. I would recommend checking out your materials and walking 2 blocks to Pearl St to study at any one of the coffee shops lining the 900‑1200 blocks. Even if you have to lug an encyclopedia, it will be worth it to avoid Espress-​Oh! (even typing its stupid punny name makes me mad)

One star because of great location in the bridge above boulder creek and attached to the library. But location is nothing is a business is useless, right? Hear me out:
The Internet is so painfully slow here it is worse that the old days of compu-​serve, prodigy, and aol dial-​up. I’m talkin’ like a 10 minute wait just to open a page. Need to click on a link? Forget about it.
After 2 hours of fruitless job searching (I couldn’t even open craigslist– the most basic, non-​complex of all websites) I was hungry. Without looking at the prices I ordered a grilled cheese with tomato. He rung me up for OVER $ 9.00!!!
I was shocked and seething, but, I thought, hey, this is boulder… Its probably on some super yummy whole wheat home made bread, with heirloom tomatoes and gourmet cheese, right?
WRONG! I am a sucker. I paid nine bucks for American cheese on white bread with a small (think school lunch pack size) bag of Lay’s Potato chips (yuk) and a soggy pickle. I will NEVER spend money here again. I feel so violated.