Bottom’s Up

Stopped by tonight for the first time and got a blond monkey. Yum. Service is friendly as well. =) I’ll be back.

I just wanted coffee fast so I stopped here and didn’t know what I was in for. Dayuuuuum… But drink was great. Definitely coming again.

I tried bottoms up for the first time. One sip and I wanted to spit it out. I ordered a latte. It was lukewarm and tasted like there was no coffee. I can’t decide if the milk is sour or what but it’s not drinkable. My husband got a flavored latte and cannot drink his either. Biggest waste of $ 10.

I don’t drink coffee but the have stuff for people like me who prefer energy drinks. Been twice, Annie and Macie (I think, she was talkative which is great) were both very nice. The Dutch bros over here they practically lean in your car to talk to you. I don’t recommend these girls do that but if no cars are behind you they should talk a bit. That might only work with 2 of them in there so one can maker he drink and one can chat. I’ll swing by once or twice a month just for the view. Scary location for the girls though. They should trade with that drive through sushi place on Clovis ave.

Coffee was bad. I took a sip and threw it out. Price didn’t matter to me but it was totally not worth it.

I stopped by there just because I know people are raising a hooplah about it. It’s not that bad, people. I see more skin on Prime Time TV. The girl there was super nice too. I got the Blonde Bombshell and it was amazing. Very refreshing on a warm day like today. I don’t usually stop at coffee huts, but I wanted to see what all the «drama» was about. But now, I will definitely stop by when I’m in Fresno. It’s entertaining because of the novelty of it.
Oh, and I didn’t get one today, but that Chocolate Chip Muffin looks pretty delicious for a treat.

I went here three times over the Valentine’s Day weekend. I got a mango smoothie, raspberry smoothie and a blonde bombshell. The women working the stand are so incredibly nice and patient. All of the drinks I ordered were really good and the prices hovered around $ 5 on average. I really enjoyed meeting Brittany, Taylor and Annie during my visits. Plus, I was really surprised that they took time out to pose for photos. They are really cool with it but you should be respectful when asking. Don’t be an a-​hole and I’m sure they will be cool with you too. My only request would be that they increase the window size a little. I understand it’s a security and display thing but it would be cool for the customer.

Not good. So to be fair I am from Oregon where there is a coffee shop on every corner. I stopped at a bottoms up on my way through Fresno California and was very disappointed. I ordered a small, blended, Chico stick which is coconut and peanut butter. I got a 20 ounce which appeared merely an iced coffee, and the flavor was awful. I’m very disappointed as I was really excited to put up an awesome review, since it was my first time being to a bikini barista shop. Service was slow the drinks tasted bad and the $ 10 price was ridiculous for the small and medium drinks we got. Number deal California.

I decided to try this place. I had a banana coffee blend which was actually really good. I will probably be back. I was a little uncomfortable with the barisita serving the coffee in her lingerie and she looked about the same age as my daughter was a little hard for me to swallow. But whatever works for this business, hats off to them. I will try it again.

Coffee is super sweet! I asked for a coffee flavor drink and got what the worker suggested, vanilla late… all sugar! Pricy too.

Worth a try i guess… Drinks aren’t that great… not worth buying. I make better drinks at home.

Love love love their coffee. Little Irish girl is my favorite. My friend got their breakfast sandwich & says its great. The blonde monkey coffee is good also. Great customer service. Its our Sunday morning happiness. The girls are super nice :-)

I live right around the corner from this place. All the girls are super nice. All the different drinks I’ve tried are amazing.

Insanely expensive and not very tasty. We both threw ours away before it was finished, and the girl working did not crack even a hint of a smile. Costs more than Starbucks! Drive a mile and hit up Dutch Bros Coffee instead

Watching the news the other night, some crazy lady was making a big deal about this place. Signatures needed to close this business down seemed to be what she was after. I’m in complete support of this business in fact I went out of my way to try it out. Good or bad most people will remember this place and all the bad press my guess has been turned into something positive for the owners.
As far as the drinks, service and attitude couldn’t be happier.
We will be back !

4 Stars
Found out about this place because some stuck up lady got her underwear in a bunch because women dressed like they are at the pool in the summer are making drinks near her house. She says she’s worried her kid would see them… yet, you would have to be right up on the window to see it. Probably jelly her husband would rather see them than her.
But back to the drinks. I have tried quite a few and enjoyed every one of them. My favorite are the smoothies with protein. The peanut butter one with chocolate tastes just like a reeses peanut butter cup. Banana smoothie is great as well. The coffee drinks are great as well. The sweet mamicita is good.
And lets not beat around the bush, the girls are cute and dressed really well. If you are stuck up or have a hard time looking at women’s bodies, then don’t go.

It’s a bummer this place received such negative attention, but I suppose the attention it did receive drew my interest. The gal who served me was wearing nothing more than a Dallas cowboys cheerleading outfit… I’ve seen more boob at Hooters. The drink I had was blended better than what I’ve received at Starbucks, and the menu is a bit better for my tastes… Irish cream and white mocha. Another drink has White chocolate, dark chocolate, and carmel. The most «offensive» flavored menu items are the energy shots; one named sex in the mouth to be specific. But it looks good… a combo of different fruit flavors as an energy shot.
Overall this place is good. the gal was friendly, nothing was falling out, and the drink was good. $ 6 bucks for a medium size frap… and by medium i would estimate that at 24 ounces of blended drink.
Get over yourself petitioners… if you don’t like it, don’t go. You can’t see anything from the street… you would have to go out of your way to let your kids see inside.

Here’s a tip… I hate Starbucks, yet I’d rather spend the money and get my coffee there. Or better yet, a mile up the road is Dutch Bros.
So this place is a gimmicky place and the iced coffee I got was about $ 4. Completely ridiculous for a plain iced coffee. If your gimmick is to have half naked women behind the counter, then at least make them attractive. They were nice, but the bathing suits were horrible. At least be professional and have some uniformity. I am all for establishments with a sexual marketing theme but this place is poorly done. For the record, I am also the one that had this business added to Unilocal about two weeks ago. I don’t think they should be shut down for the way they serve their coffee or the outfits they wear, as some in Clovis feel however they should be shut down and they will not last long due to the long wait times, horrible service, and high prices. If I want to pay to see what I am supposed to see at this place, I’ll go to Hooters where at least their wings are good. The coffee here wasn’t even that great.
My suggestion: Set a uniform standard. Train your staff better. Go see how Dutch Bros coffee operates and hire the type of attitude they have serving their coffee. T&A sells but only to a point… you had your 15 min of fame, now you are going to have to perform and so far this place just isn’t cutting it.