Taco Bell

Great Taco Bell! Quick accurate service, clean lobby and restroom. Beefy frito burritos are the best value in town. Don’t let road construction in the area keep you away.

Why oh why do they let drinks and tweeters hang out here? The staff must be afraid…

Today, we went to Taco Bell. Taco Bell is another favorite destination for us when Jerome’s mom isn’t around because she hates the place. We visited the Eugene location on West 7^th Street.
First a little history: the first Taco Bell opened in 1962 in Downey, California. Successful restaurateur Glen Bell (not to be confused with Glenn Beck) founded Taco Bell and is the likely namesake. In 1978, Bell sold Taco Bell to Pepsi. Today, Taco Bell is owned by Yum! Brands, who also own KFC and Pizza Hut. There are over 6,400 restaurants worldwide.
For the few uninitiated, Taco Bell serves Tex Mex cuisine cheap and fast. Their menu features the usual burritos, tacos, nachos, and quesadillas and their cousins gorditas, chalupas, and «grillers.» Taco Bell ranks alongside McDonald’s in the collective unconscious’s list of restaurants devoid of any nutritional value. Best known for allegedly causing explosive diarrhea, Taco Bell is also famous for bizarre commercials featuring a now-​deceased Taco Bell-​enjoying Chihuahua. I guess the take home message was that their food is meant for dogs.
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Congrats — you guys fucked up every single item. But thanks to your inability to distribute ingredients evenly, I only had to endure two bites of the nasty tomatoes i requested be withheld. There were even tomatoes in the items that don’t normally come with them! But hey, at least the lobby was a mess.