White Castle

When ordering via the White Castle app, the store never knows about the order until we arrive to pick up our food. They always seem confused when we notify them we are picking up an order placed on their app. Tonight was the same.
White Castle fails to meet expectations when it comes to technology.

It’s White Castle people you low what to expect !! It’s fast food not 5 star dining !! White Castle goes down smooth comes out not so smooth !

Worst run «fast food» restaraunt I have ever been in. 20 – 25 minutes to get a simple order of 14 sliders and 1 order of fries! Do not come here if you expect any sort of normal service. Never coming back.

The service here is absolutely terrible. The wait to order and then to get my food was astronomical. But this is White Castle. I guess if I’ve decided to eat garbage I shouldn’t be surprised that I’m being treated like garbage.

This location is one of the best. Always clean. Always happy. The food sometimes takes a while in the drive though but I can see them actually making my food fresh thru the window so I’m ok with that. Good location. Close to home.

I ordered 3 burgers and cheese fries, the burgers were gross and the fries had a frozen fry one random frozen fry? Wtf I will not eat here again. I just can’t

The only reason for the 2 star review is the 30min wait for the drive thru. Thank god the food is so good it’s worth the wait. Drive thru stinks

So I don’t eat fast food too often but when I do my go to food is White Castle. I haven’t lived close to a White Castle in a long time so when I moved out to the area I was excited that I would have a place to cure my hangover. This has been the only location that is consistently good. You can’t go wrong with a double jalapeño burger after a long night of drinking.

I split the difference on my star rating. It turns out that I have to completely different reviews of White Castle. One when I’m drunk and another the next morning. I made sure to write this review sober so I could be diplomatic to both my schools of thought. And as a note, Regardless of my condition the burgers and most importantly the onion rings taste amazing always. Lets get on with this:
The Good:
I love this place. They are always open and after a few beers nothing is better than White Castles. Their «what you crave» slogan didn’t come from no where. There’s been more than 1 occasion that I have forced my DD to stop here. Let’s be honest with each other, there’s been more than10 occasions where that has happened. And every time it was the absolute best decision in the world. Ever. At that time. The Burgers are good, the cheeseburgers are better, the jalapeño cheeseburgers are wicked good and they even have bacon cheeseburgers so I mean really how do you not. While the burgers are good the real star is the onion rings. These are what onion rings should be. When shallots are all like «when I grow up I want to be…» they should always aspire to be White Castle onion rings. (I do know that shallots are not baby onions) The other thing that makes this place great is the crew. 9 out of 10 times the person in the window will have fun with you and even pretend that you are as funny as you think you are. Which is really quite considerate because when I get drunk I get super awesome funny.
The Bad:
It is really unfortunate that White Castles gets the short end of the stick and is regularly associated with hangovers. In fact I have thought about vomiting just seeing the bag in the morning. Not awesome. The only real downside is that White Castles has managed to procure a very limited shelf life in the human intestines. They have the nick name sliders for a reason, and its sad. I hate to bring it up but would be remiss if I didn’t mention it. They tear through you like a redneck through a 30 pack of natty ice.
But in the end I love them and while I don’t know that I ever have or will go here when the sun is out, I can assure you that I will be back here soon.

Help-​Wanted sign… still in window.