Taco Borracho

Their food gave me food poisoning. It smelled terrible when it came out so I only ate a bite. I was sick for the next 24 hours.

Taco Borracho is the bees knees. I often stop by Grand Prize (the bar in which it is located) just to get my taco fix. If you are leaving Rice village after a night of drinking, slip the fast food and grab your munchies here. Also the chefs are dead sexy!

Let me tell you the tale of a man on a quest for a taco. Unfortunately, unlike many other similar stories, it ended in pain and anguish.
As a fan of the establishment that TB is located in, one can imagine the excitement I had when I realized that there was a new eatery located within the bar. Per the request of my girlfriend I ordered food for both of us. Little did I know the misery that it would bring.
Upon receiving the food, the first bite of the beef taco was an explosion of mediocrity. Reminiscent of the poorly cooked cafeteria food that I ate in grades k-​12, the rough texture of the steak, the undercooked vegetables, and the notes of Ortega seasoning made me feel like I would soon be heading to 6^th period history.
The chicken tacos however, were not to be outdone. Though I should have taken the hint when two people I was with refused to eat them after only one bite each, I was indignant and was set on getting my money’s worth. With each bite I could feel a piece of myself dying inside. The texture of the chicken was quite comparable to vomit, as was the smell, but I had my mind set on proving a point.
Ultimately, the point that I was able to show is that poorly cooked tacos can result in Clostridium perfringens– more commonly known as food poisoning. I could go into great and colorful detail about the price that my stubbornness made me pay, but I’ll spare you. However, I was slightly vindicated in the fact that the two people I was with that ate only one bite of the chicken suffered the same fate.
The queso is velveta. The chips and tortillas are good, but didn’t help the fact that I was sick out of my mind.

Had the chicken and pork tacos, both were delicious on corn tortillas and flavorful meats. The steak quesadilla was a tiny bit tough, but still had great flavor. Hey it’s in a bar and really tasty… Just get some!