Whataburger

So, did pick a bad location, or is Whataburger more a What? This cannot be the hype. Someone suggested that I picked a wrong location. The further from civilization, the better, he said. If that’s the case, it defeats the whole purpose of a franchise chain and would deserve a full star docked just for that. But I won’t do that, I’ll be generous.
The service was nice enough, as good as any other pleasant fast-​food joint. Price is just as reasonable for a chain. The burger is big enough, and patty is a good size. The taste is underwhelming, however. From taste standpoint, I’d put it somewhere between McDonald’s Quarter Pounder and Carl’s Jr’s burger. Above that would be chains such as Tommy’s, Fatburger, Five Guys, etc., where you start getting to «good» fast food burgers. You know what’s above those. Fries are very standard, McDonald’s-like kind, but since I like McD’s fries I had no problem with that.
So color me unimpressed with this one. Based on the one guy’s suggestion I will probably try another location just to be sure, but for now I can’t give it any more than 3 stars.

It’s either my accent was too bad or that lady have a hearing problem. I think it’s the latter plus a customer service. If you can’t differentiate between a Sprite and fries, you should be able to differentiate «the drink» from French fries. Insulting, condescending.

I had a rubber like chicken once… Drive through wait time is longer than usual. BUT I always come back … 2 out of so many times is not so bad. Close to work. Last option for fast food

Place is whack went there and straight got ignored in the drive thru the lady was talking on the mic the whole time too. Guess it’s hard to work such a demanding job though

It is regular fast food joint, nothing to special about it. I normally go here for lunch since I work across the highway, but at times they are rude and just want to get you out of there, which I don’t really blame them since I’m sure plenty of people are rude to them as well. I’ll give them three stars for okay food prep time and not finding any hair in my food yet.

This location is okay. Food is consistent. Drive through times here can be very long though.

NOT GOOD!
Food was too dry, tasteless burgers and fries. I never expected this place to be this bad. Although they had this good location, but the worst thing was their food and people.
Not gonna come again.

I arrived as the only vehicle at 4:30 am. I had hoped this Whataburger would live up to it’s review. I just paid and only then does the guy who took my card say it’ll be a while til I recurve my food. I’ve now been waiting for about 8 minutes… Enough time to start making a Unilocal review, while still at the window. This is not looking promising… It’s now been 10 minutes. I honestly would have driven off by now, but I already paid and have the recite to prove it… Still waiting… About damn time. I’m now leaving with my food, 12 minutes later.

What can I say, its Whataburger! Whataburger is my go to for a fast burger. This location however is just ok.
I tend to stop here for breakfast on my way to the office. My biggest complaint is that they are so S-​L-​O-​W here! No matter if you go through the drive thru or take the time and go inside – the result is the same: SLOW SERVICE. All I want is coffee and a biscuit people… surely it should not take forever to throw that biscuit in a bag so I can be on my way! If they just pick up the pace, this location was be A-​ok.

This is probably one of the best Whataburger restaurants in Houston. Aside from having the best hamburgers in town, all of their food is served fresh, hot, made-​to-​order, and by an excellent and courteous wait staff. Highly recommended!

You kind of want to like this place since they sincerely do not give a flying F about anything, and they not only want you to know it, they want everyone to know it. It is strange to admire from a distance the cat’s cradle of awful service, botched orders, one customer yelling about his awful experience (not me, I don’t yell, I give searing one star reviews from the comfort of a corner office with a window) and a soda fountain that seems to have been set to dispense only muddy water or burnt hair flavored water (for the days you are watching your figure when you just became single again, or as I like to call it, dropping 130 pounds of useless) I can in some small way appreciate their attitude behind the counter that life is hard and did not turn out the way you wished it had in the long long ago when you were optimistic about things, however that sort of feeling is better channeled into productive things, like Unilocal reviews and/​or knitting, rather than directed at some guy who had the misfortune of running late this morning but still needing a little bit of the tacquito love drenched bacon taste to get through a difficult morning.
This is kind of a last chance outpost south on 59 if you don’t pull off into fast food row on Richmond or anything uptowny. So its on the right side of the SW Freeway if you are headed south. That is the only thing they do correctly.
Soda orders are always botched. They repeat back to you what you ordered: medium Diet Dr Pepper. Okay. I have never received that here. Diet coke, small, large, burnt hair flavored brown water, what smelled like dishwater … all of that has been received. You do not want to get in the way of me and my soda before the sun is up.
Potato tacquito: falling apart, proportionally maybe a dot of egg in seven seas (no, not the c-​word) of potato, drippy. Fail.
Bacon tacquito: one tiny little supermodel sliver of bacon, oh look here is where the missing eggs went from the potato tacquito, dripping, falling apart, disgusting. The eggs were rubbery. And the tortilla was shiny with grease. This is not my first Whataburger adventure, I know what these things are supposed to be like, this was just not good in any which wich way at all. Fail. Epic fail. And I mean that in the Bond. James Bond. Kind of way.
Hash brown little nubs: they were the least of my worries, but the sore point here is that they were out of ketchup this morning. Out of ketchup? Are you &=%$$$*&h% serious? Further, it was a song and dance routine to get a second picante sauce package, them being so generous to include one already, it seems as if I had asked them to look through my vacation photos, move a sofa, and help me «shred documents» into the fireplace as I watched over it all from a high backed leather chair adorned with human skulls as I pet my dog and laugh semi-​evilly. Do your job, less attitude, and be more generous with picante sauce. It is muy bien. Share more of it with the world — whackaburger Corporate is not going to fire you for making it rain picante sauce packages to your customers, I promise.
As far as breakfasts go, this experience was worse than Hitler. This was worse than that time Grima Wormtongue prepared breakfast. Not just no, but no way Jose.

We love their food at this location! Hot and fresh. Always get our order right!

Whataburger unit number 694 is consistently clean and neat. One of the better Whataburgers. The only downside is that there is sometimes a longer wait for food than there should be even when its not crowded.
Overall, Whataburger is one of the best fast food burgers. I love the fact that by default they only put mustard on the burger… the Texas way! No mayo, no ketchup.