YoYoYogurt

I think my grandmother put it best when she said, «[the yogurt is so sour] it will make a blind woman see!» when she tried my yogurt. (For the record, my grandmother used a Chinese idiom and she is visually-​able.)
Yoyoyogurt is another Red Mango/​Pinkberry copy, but definitely not as good. It is located inside Great Wall Mall, two stores to the right of Ranch 99 Market, where Sweet Kitty used to be. It is completely self-​serve — you pull the lever for as much yogurt as you want and then you get to put as much topping as you want. However you should be careful to not have too much fun because they weigh it and then charge you 37 cents an ounce.
I asked to sample the New York Cheesecake, but before I was given my sample, the guy warned me that it tasted more like vanilla. Well, he was right. Which led me to wonder, why the hell are you calling it cheesecake then?! But alas it doesn’t really matter because the yogurt itself just isn’t good. The lychee yogurt was not tangy at all because it was just SOUR. The kiwis and strawberries I put on top was sad looking because it looked like they have been sitting there all day, which they probably have, given the foot traffic inside Great Wall Mall.
They also have a punch-​card system… buy 100 oz of yogurt and you get 10 oz for free… however I don’t think my taste buds will be able to endure another 90 oz from here.
Overall, the only thing that I like about this place is the name, but even then I’d like to make changes by adding hyphens to make it easier to read since everything is in caps (punchcard and the signs): YOYOYOGURT or YO-​YO-​YOGURT.