Yogurt Swirls

Yogurt Swirls is the actual shazam. I heard that when they wrapped filming on Space Jam, Michael Jordan treated the entire cast and crew to frozen yogurt at this jaunt. One time when I was walking out of the place I swear to God I saw a blind woman take a bite of her yogurt and regain her eyesight. It was a miracle. The last time I went there (which was last night because I’m there like 4 days a week) I swear I inhaled a pound of that caramel pretzel noise so fast that my brain freeze didn’t kick in until I got home an hour later. I had to have my buddy take me to the hospital. On the way back from the ER, he didn’t believe me how bangin’ this cow froth was, so we stopped by Yogurt Swirls and picked up 300 more ounces of that dank cream. But the craziest part was that after I got home for the second time, I gave virgin birth to a literal yogurt baby. Like that’s not a euphemism for anything, I have this terrifying yogurt/​human hybrid infant living in my basement right now. I have no idea what to do with it. But I named it Frosty Chet.

We stop here often on our way to and from the shore. They have the best selection of flavors and toppings I’ve seen at a frozen yogurt shop. The place always looks clean and the people that work there are friendly. They make their own waffle cones and bowls, which are delicious (they had samples at the register). They also offer a punch card where you get your 11^th bowl for free. We are a family of 4, so we’ve reaped the benefit of a free bowl several times already (which you can fill as high and heavy as you are able). They also have ample indoor and outdoor seating.

Ken FYI, I said «they tempt you to overfill your cup», not that I did. I paid $ 9 for a very average sized yogurt with minimal toppings. If I had «overindulged» and filled my cup I easily would have paid $ 20 for 1 yogurt. That is outrageous!!! You can keep your beloved one star yogurt shop and eat your overpriced, mediocre yogurt among the chemical fumes of the freshly mopped floors around you. Sounds delightful. ;)
Now that I did the math I was actually overcharged! 0.80 lbs = 12.8oz.
12.8oz x $ 0.42/oz = $ 5.38. Also I got 3 yogurts here so I was probably overcharged almost $ 3+ per yogurt!!!

They closed in an hour and they were already putting chairs up. They were clearly annoyed we were there. Bad selections, bad service. Overall, sucked.