Yummie Fast Food

What people have been reviewing this spot? For $ 5, What do you expect? White linens and no MSG? Get real. It’s cheap and relatively good food. I wouldn’t make a habit if eating it frequently, but it’s fine. And, did I mention that it’s only $ 5!!! Lower your standards for places with the words «fast food» in their name. If you thought it’s was going to be five stars, get out more.

Oof orange chicken stomach ache. Possibly worth it?

I literally live half a block away from this place so it’s convenient whenever I’m too lazy to cook.
The food is mediocre… nothing special however, the prices are cheap and the food is ready to go!

Everything that is wrong with ‘fast’ Americanized-​Chinese food, writ large, overcooked and slimy. My stomach is still suffering the poor ‘food’ my hunger-​weak will subjected it to. Don’t make the same mistake I did. Even the place next door *must* be better.

Hmm… I was in the area and saw the Vietnamese sandwich sign. I asked which was most popular and I think the girl behind the counter steered me correctly… the chicken. Not the best Vietnamese sandwich that I have had, but it was ok and I imagine the chicken was better than the other options. They cook the chicken for YOUR sandwich, she told me and the chicken was hot. Next time I might request more of the veggies that I love. The tapioca drink was just ok. Since it’s close to home I may go back if I have a craving and can’t make it to my favorite places. I really think they could kick it up a notch or two.

Once again, I fall for the advertising banner in front of the restaurant.
It reads «Vietnamese Sandwiches $ 3 each» Come and enjoy our delicious sandwiches. Photos are from my Boostberry.
NOT SO MUCH!..
This would be false information, dont be a victim like me.
first, dont get it twisted. its a CHINESE sandwich, not VIETNAMESE.
second, it wasnt so delicious.
third, it took quite awhile to get my sandwich.
fourth, there was no one else in the restaurant
fifth, the «Chinese steam table items didnt look so bad»
sixth, i just might pay another visit to check out the chinese food
seventh, the service was good, the ladies were pretty nice.
eighth, they have tables/​seats inside.
ninth, its just another Chinese joint, dont expect much.
tenth, theres about 30 other Chinese joints in the Laurel District alone.
eleventh, It should be at One star but ill keep it as two right now.
I can keep going on but ill just Stop here.
Basically, The name of this place says it all. it might be Yummie but not in my tummy.

TSADA: How do you like your lunch?
STEPFATHER: Not bad. Pretty good, actually, for steam trays. And cheap.
T: I like how that lady keeps emptying out the steam trays and putting new stuff in. They cook the stuff often and don’t let it sit around too long, unlike Panda Fucking Express. Fuck that panda!
S: You curse too much.
T: …
S: Could you pass me that Chinese newspaper on the table behind you?
T: Will you read it to me? PLEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!
S: …
T: Please.
S: You know, Chinese does not often translate well into English.
T: Try.
S: *reading* In United States, Many Chinese Make Fortune Selling Fried Circular Cake!
T: ?
S: See. I told you.
T: So?
S: So, I am impressed that Chinese fast food can be so fresh and tasty. I actually really like the eggplant.
T: Fuck the fucking eggplant. What the fuck are they talking about in the fucking Chinese newspaper article?
S: «Come To America And Make Big Bucks In The Donut Business!» Also, you curse too much.
T: Mmm, that reminds me, did I ever tell you how much I like Dick’s?*
S: …
T: What?
S: …
T: What? What did I say?
I fucking hate language barriers.
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The name says Yummie, but the food is not. The signs also say «Chinese, Vietnamese and Thai food.» I didn’t see anything there except for Americanized Chinese fast food.
Hey, at least the food was fast. And it was cheap.