The Thirsty Pirate

Closed. Not for the night, or the season… but closed for good. Do not go here because they won’t serve you drinks or food because they’re closed.

We only went for beer on a Monday. Quick service and accommodating considering there weren’t many people there. Nice beer selection. I rated it a 4 because it smelled like sewage/​garbage when you walk in and the bathrooms are not the cleanest.

Looks like it’s been salvaged. I had an order of boneless wings and a generous salad tonight — and the beer selection was quite good (if a bit limited). Service was attentive, so I’ll likely give it another try.

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The business has closed.

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Shoo fly shoo! The tables were sticky. The menus were sticky. It was dark. When I used the bathroom a 50 gallon trash can was half full of used paper towels that had to have been there from the day before. The liquid hand soap was so watered down that I didn’t even think it was soap anymore. My wife said the same things was happening in the women’s restroom.
And the flies, oh Lord the flies. My wife and I kept constantly getting buzzed. The bar tender was killing them them left and right. At least that was a distraction in the dark.
On the meh side, the food was just alright. No unique flavor. Spices seem like a foreign entity. At $ 10 for a mediocre burger and $ 16 for a piece of fish that seemed frozen breaded fish is outrageous, especially when we were the only people in the place. The ‘made daily’ chips were stale. They tasted at least a couple of days old.
Ever other restaurant was so busy then we thought we would this place. Also they gave us ‘Mountain Dew’ to drink. Either they got a bad batch of ‘dew’ or they were giving us something else cheaper like Faygo. If that’s all they had they could have told us instead of lying.
The décor at best was bland. Everything looked like it was promotional materials from beer distributes or picked up at Party City.
On the good side: The service was good and if you drink beer they have a good selection. But that wasn’t enough to over come the issues we had.

Horrible food. Ordered the steak, first one was spoiled. Second one was over cooked. Paid for add on mushrooms, they were out of a can. Other dishes ordered at our table were mediocre. Huge craft beer selection though. Would only go back for drinks, if ever.

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Food was mediocre. Menu said that they had beer specials everyday, but when I asked the server they said there wasn’t one that day? How can you have that many beers on tap and not be pushing something?
The most disappointing part? I thought somebody would be dressed as a pirate or somebody would call me matey or something. Nothing.

Being honest, I was not a huge fan of this place last year. However, this year, they have started getting a lot of things right! The service/​bartender is nice, the beer selection is huge (including tons of unique options,) I’ve really started to like their Mac and cheese and their wings, I would verge to say are the best in town! Price is just a tad higher than expected but I hope people will give this place another shot!

Food was sub par for the pricing. The staff was very courteous and polite but when the aioli sauce has no flavor other than burning, the medium rare steak tastes like char on the outside (cooked on a dirty grill with burnt food particles) and the shrimp tastes obviously of freezer burnt all the politeness in the world won’t help. The place was almost empty and it still took roughly 45 minutes to get our food. My girlfriend and I have a $ 5 gift card for food that will likely go to waste. I had high hopes for it this time but having been there I’m not sure if they’ll last.

Food was great. Server was a little slow, but very courteous and accommodating. Great beer selection, too! For a new restaurant working out the kinks (open about 3 weeks), they seems to be heading in the right direction.

Visited it for the second time. Really got better since the first time. Hopefully they make it.

Mediocre, at best. Food order took about 45 minutes — at least the waitress acknowleged that this was unacceptable and we got a free salad. Food was okay… really not worth the wait. Atmosphere was loud and the tables seemed too close together (my chair was hitting the guest behind me). Most likely will NOT return. Better values to be held elsewhwere…

Just opened this week and experiencing some bumps and bruises. The place was pretty full. We had a new waiter who took forever. Booths not mounted to the floor yet so ours was positioned very narrow. The waiter didn’t bring us waters or kids fries despite our reminders. Terrible rice pilaf tasted like a cup of pepper poured on it (and I like pepper). Fried shrimp was cooked until they were pucks. Beer, salad, and cooked part of my wife’s salmon were good (thickest part was RAW! ala Chef Ramsey). Manager apologized and took entrees off the bill. They seemed sincere, just overwhelmed. With time they should get better.

We did have a party of 10 and the restaurant was 3 days in business… 45 minutes to get an order of beer which was not identified properly tells me that training is wanting. The owner was either not around or abdicated to the poorly trained staff. We didn’t stay for food. Maybe they will figure it out. Maybe their clientele won’t care. Maybe they won’t be here next year. Anybody’s guess.

Awful! Three hours from the time we walked in to the time we finally got out of there. Food was literally still frozen in the middle. Unbelievable how horrible this experience was!