El Meson Latino Corporation

I’m not quite sure if this place is a hidden gem or a hidden brothel. Either way, there are a few things that you should be prepared for:
+ You’re going to get IDed, maybe twice. Maybe by two different people. Prepare for Q&A. «Oh, you’re 25?» Eye-​roll.
+ The nice chick at the front door will greet you and seat you. Keep your eyes off of that short dress, perv. She’ll come over and take your order and ask if you want hookah. Yepp, it’s a hookah joint.
+ No ATM, but FYI, they prefer cash. In other words, they’ve got a chronic case of ‘our machine is down’ syndrome.
+ Keep your eyes peeled, there’s some interesting sights to be seen in here. Just a reminder, that weird motel is across the street, so I have a strong feeling that this place is hook up central.
+ Like salsa, meringue, tipico and bachata? This is your place. Great loud tunes, decent sized dance floor. Have at it!
+ the décor in here is amazing. A cross between ‘The Little Mermaid’ and an Enrique Iglesias music video. Your wildest dreams will come true in here.
El Meson Latino Corp, an unsuspecting great place to party, probably in more ways than we know.