Tiny’s Tacos & Pizzeria

Tiny’s make a killer freakin taco pizza.
As a lazy Sunday evening feast for 4 roomates, or one last meal to remember before college graduation, a Tiny’s Taco Pizza occupied many happy days (and most of my intestinal tract) during my college years. I know it was pretty cheap 10 years ago, but no matter what the cost, the sheer mass of the pizza (which amazingly seems to double once its in your stomach) makes it a bargain at any price. Three suggestions for any newbies:
1. Get extra napkins. After a few bites you will have taco sauce (ok…grease) dripping down your fingers (ok…arms) which may stop you from eating (ok…you won’t care).
2. Careful when you pick up your piece. Without proper support, half of your topping will slide right off. Which is really fine because fighting 3 other guys for the slop left in the box is part of Tiny’s charm.
3. DO NOT order a soft taco with your pizza. As fantastic as they are, after seeing and devouring the pizza you will try and twist your torso in an attempt to consolidate the food in your gut and clear a small corner of your stomach for the remaining taco to no avail. Unless you’re like me. Then order 2.
I also suggest you order in and not actually go there. Go armed or stay home. Both with a weapon and some disinfectant.