Fantasy Unlimited

They had a few cool things and some cute outfits, but absolutely NOTHING for plus size. And the staff was nothing special either. That’s a lot of lost business. I wont be going back. Lovers is waaaaay better. Plus the theater up stairs had some weirdos standing by the door… made us uncomfortable.

I wind up in some of the oddest places. First of all this lingre/​kink shop is definitely for the straight crowd. Unlike some adult novelty shops that are really clean this one just isn’t quite that. There are strange and yucky characters that dash to the arcade as soon as they open the door. One girl walked in and was after some guy. He said, «No means no.» He said a few other things but since this is a «family show» I won’t repeat it. Then they both wound up laughing? Bizarre! The store itself has lots of merchandise but is again mostly for the straight crowd. The guy working there seemed ok. He was friendly enough. On my way out I was going up the stairs and held onto the railing. It felt like it was coated in lotion and I left with a film on my hands. Lol! Gross!

I love this store! Staff is awesome and their lingerie section is great! They have been expanding on their bondage section which is appreciated. I think this is by far the cleanest adult store in the area. I would suggest this store to anyone in the Seattle area looking for something to spice things up.

Meh, toy selection is sad. Staff is too. Who could blame them.

Everyone is super friendly and they always help me with exactly what I need.

Limited selection of toys, at least less than I am used to (I’m from Vancouver and live 3 blocks from Womyn’s Ware) but pretty good mix of high end to mid end stuff with a few specialty items thrown in. Best part was the friendly service, and items I couldn’t find in Canada. I understand this place has been cleaned up and remodeled the last few years and it’s proximity to Westlake Center (2 – 3 blocks) make it definitely worth a visit. Ladies, you need not feel uncomfortable shopping here and they have a huge section of quality sexy lingerie. Definitely worth a visit.

The guy wouldn’t stop staring at us the entire time… I mean staring at us *hard*. It was über-​uncomfortable. He lost two potential customers.

Come in for a good laugh. Leave with NOTHING. Please.
This place is skeezy enough as it is, but add in the penis rubbers upstairs and that just screams inherited pubic lice.

As far as sex shops in Seattle go, unfortunately this is about as good as it’s gonna get. The porn and toys are overpriced (it’s called the internet, people) and the clothes are cheesy. They do have a decent selection of freaky items if you are into enemas, sounding rods and speculums. A friendly, knowledgeable, and attractive staff compliments the place, and the management lets the staff play their own music. Upstairs is the masturbatorium, i.e. jack booths, peep stage, and theater. The girls on the stage are mostly beasts; try the Lusty Lady for a slightly better selection. The booths smell like crack (both ass and freebase varieties) and man-​naise. And for god’s sake, DON’T go in the theater.

Yawn.
More like Limited Imagination.
Same olé, same olé.
Two stars for the plus size lingerie. Fat chics need love, too.

My trip to fantasy went a little something like this:
Friend to clerk: Hi, my friend over there (points over to me as I am sheepishly hiding in corner) is a loser magnet and needs to start taking care of herself if you know what I mean. Wink wink nudge nudge.
Clerk: (in an understanding, non-​judgmental tone) No problem…(walks over to a wall an pulls a Vanna White), we have a pretty good selection of «toys». Do you have anything already in mind?
I lean over and ask «What was that one on Sex and the City? the gopher… the bunny…»
Clerk (interjects): The Rabbit. We have those over here. This is probably our most popular one. It has 2 different kinds of stimulation with varying speeds. (At this point I was so embarrassed that I really didn’t hear what else she had to say, just saw her lips moving).
$ 100 for a freakin’ dildo… are you kidding me? For a $ 100 I better be able to wear it as an accessory.
Well to sum up:
Dating a loser. dinner and a movie $ 150
Spending the money on a good vibrator… priceless

This is a fun place! Not the best sex shop, not even close, but fun nevertheless. Good selection of clothes and underthings. Mostly club-​wear including some Lip Service and a lot of Leg Avenue items. All right selection of shoes but not great. Decent selection of videos and toys, but again, not great. Lots of cutesy novelty items like flavoured and scented lotions and oils, furry handcuffs and the like. All the same over-​priced stuff you’d find at Castle up on the Hill. Fantasy Unlimited does have a pretty decent clearance rack. I’ve found some clothing for under $ 10 and I’ve seen some toys marked down, but nothing that I was interested in buying. All in all, a fun store, but for these kind of needs (sexy clothing and sexy toys), I’ll continue to buy my stuff from Metro and Babeland, respectively.