Little Darlings

I actually had a decent time to begin with at Little Darlings, but let’s start off with the good before I get to the bad. My visit was on Saturday night. It was my first trip to Seattle and we wanted to see what the nightlife was all about. I had been to the Little Darlings in Vegas, and this place had decent reviews so we checked it out.
The dancers that night were primarily African American, but there was one Asian and a couple Caucasian girls. They were all good performers and most liked to come up to the people sitting in the front row to give a preview of what a private dance would be like. Since I’m a girl, I tend to get a little more action than the average male which is always fun for me. My boyfriend was also one of the few people even tipping, so that is also why I was given some extra attention.
What wasn’t very fun, was being motor boated by a girl with BO. They also don’t serve any alcohol here, but soft drinks are unlimited… Which leads me to the reason I’m giving this place a 1 star and will never return: there’s no bathroom for girls! When I asked where the bathroom was, the waitress told me I had to go up to the «bartender» for him to call the manager and have her unlock it for me. I did that and waited FOREVER until I was told the manager must be busy. WTF?!!

Friendly hostesses, and their DJ, Ryan, does a great job at setting a mellow and sensual atmosphere with the music and lighting. (I hate clubs that overuse dizzying and nauseating lighting.) All in all, a fun way to spend an evening.

Super clean, girls are friendly and will come talk to you, and the bartenders and door people and super nice. Bottomless soda (wish there was alcohol, but that’s not their fault). Awesome place to go disappear for a while, plus the toy store above makes it a really fun way to spend the night.

If you are drunk and are not good at managing your wallet, don’t go there. they will literally rape you and your wallet. BUT, if you’re looking for a good time, I highly recommend it! ask for Exotica!

This is one of the nicer low key clubs. I can’t really have any colleagues see new go into the club for my daily vip room with Lacey J. She is beautiful and very easy to talk to she also gives me the best hour of my day. I like a couple other girls as well like Claire, Arianna, and Ginger, but only when my tall, curvy, long blonde favorite is not there.

Of the strip-​clubs I have been to, this one seemed to be on the better side. most of chicks over here are better than average looking and quite a few are nice dancers as well.
We were new to Seattle and wanted to do something fun. We got drunk and decided to go here. And a good one! We had fun the whole night. They have entry fee of $ 10 and $ 10 for drinks (non-​alcoholic of-​course). And private dances are $ 20 each song.
Monica, Red and Claire are by far the best dancers. Monica is one of the hottest one! Go see her and enjoy.

Of the two clubs in Downtown Seattle that I have been to I enjoy Showgirls other this one. The private rooms are small booths with cloth sheets, most are stain-​free. The club its in a nice small club the girls are nice and most a good looking. The stage is small with not great lighting. The only plus is if you have a hotel room key the cost is 10 not 20 bucks. I can drink 10 dollars of 7-​up on any good night.

kellie is amazing! OMG easily the hottest girl in there. watch out for her stage — best show in town

This club has a cover fee of $ 20 — $ 10 just to get in, plus $ 10 for unlimited drinks. (Disclaimer: Because, for whatever ridiculous reason, strip clubs in Washington cannot sell liquor.) We were able to negotiate it down to just $ 10 overall, probably because we got on the good side of the guy at the desk.
I can’t recall if they had a menu, but that’s not why men go to strip clubs. It’s because they’re drunk and/​or perverted. I was the former.
The girls here were very nice and liked communicating with the patrons — something I was kinda surprised by. Some were either above-​average looking girls, although I can’t recall there being a stripper there who was simply amazing. There were a few mothers dancing, just judging how old some of them looked, although they were still better-​looking that strippers back in Akron. All of them were good dancers, but this one with short, wavy hair who was skinny and white — don’t remember her name — was probably the best stripper who has ever serviced me. I just unintentionally made it sound like she was a prostitute. That’s not their job. Their job is to get naked and dance.
There is privacy if you want a VIP dance. There’s this back room, and dancers dance to your pleasure inside curtains for $ 20/​song.
They have porn stars visit the place every now and then. Alexis Texas was set to visit the place the day before I left Seattle, so they definitely have some big names come by. I don’t know how much the cover was or if she gave VIP dances, since I was broke that night.
As you’re getting a VIP dance, a common practice is for non-​strippers to check up on the dancers and the clientele. The clientele are often asked to pay for drinks for the dancers — soft drinks, I’m assuming, given how Washington made it illegal to sell alcohol in strip clubs. I turned them down, then was told by the dancer how they’re a huge rip-​off.
Bring cash if you come here. This place is expensive — name a decent strip club that isn’t — but the girls here are probably the nicest bunch of strippers one will ever encounter. I’d come back here just to talk to the strippers as much as I did. And to get a few VIP dances.

Took me by surprise…
I think I’m just over it.
Felt sorry for them.

**Disclaimer:
1) Until the Governor can pull her head out of her ass, there is no alcohol served in Washington State strip clubs. Any of them. Period. So throw away your assumptions you’re gonna get drunk at the club. Get drunk BEFORE hand and save your cash for the girls.
2) Although long ago in Seattle prostitution was legal and solved many of the city’s financial problems, it is no longer. So if you think you’re taking home a dancer — you are very mistaken. The girls are there to entertain, not satisfy. If you want to get laid, drive up and down Aurora/​99 waving money out the window and you will surely find a taker.
Here goes. The scoop on the best Strip club in Seattle.
Little Darlings, the little sister of DreamGirls and DejaVu is by far the best place to find attractive girls willing to dance for cash. And I stress CA$H.
You need cash to make this club work for you. You can go cheaply, with $ 40 to your name and just watch stages and buy a single lap dance. (It is common courtesy to tip $ 1 per stage, obviously more if the show is outstanding) You can also go buck wild and bring $ 500.
Here’s the breakdown, totally demystified, so you can have a good time by yourself or with friends.
–It’s a gentleman’s club. So be a f*cking gentleman. Put on a nice shirt, spray some cologne, and be cool. Keep your hands to yourself and they will take care of you.
–Entry is $ 20. $ 10 fee and an unavoidable $ 10 bottomless drink. Yes, it’s soda, or water unfortunately, but the club is there to make money. If you’re lucky you can find a free pass at a few spots around time that will waive the $ 10 fee.
— Dances start at $ 20. Depending on how spectacular the girl is, it’s highly advised you tip. $ 20 is base. No favors will come to you. But you’ll get an awesome dance. Girl keeps it all.
— $ 400 will get you an hour champagne room (The club keeps $ 100)
— There are 3 for $ 40 dances. (Money savers, however, the club keeps $ 10)
— Ladies Drinks are $ 20…(and the club keeps $ 10, the other $ 10 goes to the dancers rent)
— The ATM has a $ 9 convenience fee. Go to the bank before hand.
So, if you’re there to make some Dancers night, buy dances obviously. If you want to make the club money (since there is no alcohol they have to screw you somehow) then buy the extras.
And of course, who to look for…
BEST DANCERS, HANDS DOWN.
1) RED
2) PHILLY
3) TORY
4) LYRIC
So go forth, and enjoy your evening! It’s fun for the ladies too! (almost more fun in fact…)

REVIEW #100! Why not make it this fabulous establishment?
So earlier this year, I got to check off something on my bucket list and worked here as a DJ for about 4 months. (Yes, I have an unusual bucket list.) I had a great time, too. The girls were great — they’re sexy, funny, hot, and quite talented. It’s an experience I’ll never forget.
For patrons — you can certainly have a good time here. Of course weekend nights at Dreamgirls are more happening and partay partay, but Little Darlings is more of an intimate and relaxed kind of place. It’s your little neighborhood strip club.
Don’t be one of those quiet people sitting in the back. Go up front and chat it up with the girls. Have a good time. It’s titties! It’s always a good time with titties!
I realize that any future girl I date is going to find this when they do their internet research on me, making this review a potential dealbreaker — but also a potential icebreaker. Guess which kinda girl I want to keep around. One that will go to Little Darlings with me if you smell what I’m cookin’.

I must say that this is the biggest disappointment in a strip club that I’ve ever experienced. Before going I had actually read some of the reviews on here, and was pretty excited. That excitement slowly turned into quite a disappointment. Firstly, you can’t compare this place to Brandi’s in Vancouver or the Spearmint Rhino in Vegas. These two have stunningly gorgeous women of all kinds of nationalities, and looked like they just stepped out of a Penthouse magazine. The girls at LD’s…*sigh* To make matters worse, they don’t serve alcohol due to some local ordinance banning the serving of alcohol at these clubs… and to top it all off, they don’t strip naked when giving lap dances.
For a Saturday night the place was pretty bare… and I think this is the reason why. If you want to have real fun at a real strip club, save your money and go to Vancouver or Vegas.

Tiny place but cozy enough — thanks to the comfortable chairs and ottoman.
You get 1 free soda with cover. Yay. :-\
Some ladies are nice, some are not. (Duh)
I’m no expert in strip clubs (been to like 3 in the last… 12 years). But this one place is fun if you know how to keep your $ in your wallet and your ummm junk to yourself. :-)
«Summer» is great. Go see her. She has to be one of the hottest single moms I’ve ever met.

I went to Little Darlings for the first time in over a year last night, and the place has definitely improved. The talent used to be for the most part decent looking, clumsy, and a little disinterested. Last night there were quite a few sexy girls who were genuinely friendly without being overly aggressive.
It’s a little pricey to get in, but in line with many other cities, and if you’re nice to the girls, one’s bound to be nice to hook you up with a VIP card for next time. There were no customers at the front stage laying down singles, so I saddled up to the stage, and showed the girls some kindness. A few singles go a long way.
Special thanks to Zoe and Soleil! They made the night super memorable! I’ll definitely be headed back!

Little Darlings is a dish best served liquored.