Bennie’s Discount Shoes

Listen, I got big feet, ya heard? I got these mammoth-​ass size 14’s, with which I could kick a hole in your head. Problem is: most shoe stores dont’ carry loafers for giants. The cut off is right around size 13. So usually when I want to get a set of new kicks I have to get online and pick something out based on a web browser, and pray to goodness that they don’t come looking like two mini-​boats that squirrels could use to avoid a flood.
Bennie’s Discount Shoes is one of the few stores in the Atlanta area that I’ve found that can accomodate these monsters. They are known for servicing basketballers and other athletes, so they go all the way up to size that make me look like I’m packin’ nothin’. So if I actually want to ‘shoe shop’ I make Bennie’s my first stop.
Unforunately, though, since they are aimed at ballers, they mostly have baller shoes or Sunday loafters (cause even the biggest NBA jam dude gets on his knees for the lord, you know?). So often times my selection is still limited to the random stuff, which is at least better than other places.
If you got big ass feet, get it on over here. You’ll be ready to hit the court or the communion in no time.