Safari

Motivated by the need to Spring clean, but too lazy to *actually* clean, I feel compelled to finish this partial review.
After the super-​garlicky meal (I can still remember, and this review was from ’07, so that should tell you something) I suggested to my co-​workers that we should review the restaurant on Unilocal.Everyone reacted the same way, «Meh.» And that’s a pretty good summary.
Here is what I remember:
Being the only people in there was creepy. We were urged 3 or 4 times to have the kebab (this became worrisome — like he was actually telling us «Guys, TRUST ME, you only want the kebab»). We each ordered kebab. It was garlicky. I got indigestion.

Why I’ll go back: It’s Indian food near my work with no wait and lots of parking!
Why I think maybe I shouldn’t: There’s no wait because there’s no patrons. There are probably no patrons because the place is a total dump (the building looks like it should be condemned for all sorts of building code violations) and the food is mediocre at best.
Why I’ll go back part II: really good naan.