Colonel Hart’s

Descriptive phrase: dive bar.
Colonel Hart’s is a dive bar. That’s just the best description I can give. We came to watch a Badger football game, and while I can appreciate the better crowd (or lack thereof) compared to nearby hotspots, the experience wasn’t good enough to warrant a return visit.
Drinks were fine. Pub food was fried and fine, though the pizza was only worth the $ 5 special price and would’ve been a crime to pay the normal $ 10 for. My biggest complaint was that the old speakers situated directly above each high-​top table made the couple hours there literally painful. Something is wrong with them: the reverb was terrible, making the whole game sound like people were blaring vuvuzelas in the bar.
I’d probably come back for a drink if they replaced the speakers or simply didn’t play music, but I won’t come back to watch sports or while the speakers remain.

I haven’t been in for a while, but our most recent visit just hit the mark. My husband and I stopped in on Thanksgiving night for a quick bite and the Packer game. Being a holiday, the crowd was small, but they were serving food, so we were very happy.
We ordered the ½ nachos for $ 5.00. The half order is huge and the only size you should order unless you are feeding the entire softball team, I mean it, no joke. For bar nachos, they are great… ground beef taco meat, neon yellow cheese, onions, lettuce, tomatoes, black olives, salsa, and sour cream piled mile high. The burgers are also basic but yummy. The bacon cheeseburger with fries is cheap at $ 6.75. Come for the specials too, especially half price apps on Wednesdays. All in all, a fun time was had by all.
They also have Buzztime Trivia, if you like to play, which I do.

I really owe the Colonel an update — my first visit was a number of years back and wasn’t good. Since then, we’ve been back a few times and had really good experiences.
It’s definitely a dive (as far as Tosa bars go) — the crowd is generally older than what you’ll normally see at Leff’s, so that means a lot less bro’s/chatches. There’s wood paneling, sports memorabilia, TV’s to watch the game and a small patio for nice weather and smokers.
They have a small menu (think burgers, sandwiches and deep fried stuff) but most people will want to order pizza which is handmade. They’re actually pretty good and well priced for $ 10 — go on Wednesdays and pizzas are just $ 5. Drinks are strong and CHEAP — like $ 5 for a tall, very well made old fashioned. Bartenders are super nice too!
What else… the ladies room is tiny but pretty clean, there is a jukebox (why, oh why do people insist on playing Country Hick Hop and Nickleback???) and there’s a parking lot.
It took a little time, but Colonel Hart’s grew on me — check them out when you want to have a good time and not spend a lot of cash.

Sadly very disappointed food was not anything to write home about, very over salted. The music was to load, only go w/​someone you don’t want to talk to. Will not be returning.

This was our second stop on a recent bar crawl tour and I have to say I left impressed. Solid ‘Tosa bar with a power hour (2 for 1 beers) on the occasional evening. Other reviewers have mentioned it, but Leff’s has the better «dive bar» vibe… however, the Colonel boasts a, dare I say it, quieter (less crazy) setting. We sat out on the patio and enjoyed a midsummer evening as well as the friendly bar staff whenever we retreated inside for refills. This is just a small representation of bar life in ‘Tosa for those that want something a bit more subdued than Leff’s — and that’s not an indictment on the latter; sometimes you just need some place a little quieter!

If I chose a bar to be a regular at, this would be it. Great bar food for a great price! Must try their taco Monday, Fish Fry and the weekend half off pizza! Friendly place, good people, true neighborhood bar!

The food is good for the price but there are so many choices in the area that serve better food and have a better dining experience. Staff is pleasant but not overly friendly. And the bathroom is gross.
Please don’t review this business if you received a freebie for writing this review, or if you’re connected in any way to the owner or employees.

My husband and I stopped in here recently with some friends who are regulars. We had a very nice experience. The bartender was pleasant and made sure we were taken care of. They have a lovely outdoor patio that is nice for a warm summer evening. I would definitely recommend coming in here on a Sunday night if you aren’t a big fan of crowds. The atmosphere on a Sunday night is pretty laid back. I highly recommend their pizzas. They are freshly made and they are amazing! Even better: they are half price on Sundays (another reason to come in then). If you are a trivia buff, they have trivia on Sunday nights also. I would love to make another trip out here in the future.

We have been here once, and I was pleasantly surprised. I probably would have not stopped here, but if not for our friends that are somewhat of regulars. They have a nice atmosphere, and overall moderate noise level. The bartender was pleasant and very prompt. If you like pizza, they offer freshly made pizzas. Just a hint, they are half price on Sunday’s. I will definitely stop in again if in the area.

Great neighborhood bar and grill. The Happy Hour is awesome. $ 1 mugs you can’t go wrong.
Pizza is also really good here and they serve it pretty much all night.

Your typical dive bar, with good pizza, good service, and good drinks. No complaints! A tosa staple.

This classy bar has kobe beef burgers! But i have never got one, i usually go with the pizza. Unassuming bar in a great little wisconsin town.

Great «townie» bar! You have to try the Friday fish fry. So crispy and a portion big enough for two people. Sometimes we order an extra piece if we are especially hungry. Today I tried the nachos, half order. Yum! And on Wednesdays the apps are half price. So my happy hour cocktails and app came to a whopping $ 8.50. Nice. I’ll go back to listening to the music and kicking butt in NTN trivia. But seriously, you have to stop by soon.

One of the best, if not the best neighborhood dive bar in the Tosa area. Very friendly and attentive staff. You simply can’t beat the half price pizza deal on Saturdays & Sundays.

I was threatened by the staff to stop cheering for the Packers to stop cheering or close out my tab and leave. Really?

Colonel Hart’s needs to step up their dive-​bar game. Because Leff’s is right next door. And having been in both of them in a drunken, beer soaked haze, I prefer Leff’s. It took forever to get a drink, and they weren’t made too well once we finally got them. The bartender recommended something fruity for a friend. It tasted like cough syrup.
If a bunch of friends insist going to Colonel Hart’s, suggest Leff’s instead. If they say no, go along and you’ll be fine. But otherwise go to Leff’s.

Ok it’s been a while since my last review and confession.
I like this place. They have check in specials from Foursquare and Belly. and Unilocal.It’s small, local, with great happy hour and people here are friendly. They have a Jukebox. a great selection of beers and Bartenders are quick on the spot. Two dart boards near the back door. And Pizza is made to order and some of the best I’ve had in Milwaukee.
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Is there such a thing as an upscale dive bar? If so, this is it!
This place is great! The bar, the atmosphere, the jukebox.
I rate the food as great bar grubbage. The wings were good and they would be much higher rated if they’d not been overcooked and masked by a pretty awesome house sauce. Nonetheless I’m giving the kitchen a pass on this one as I have high hopes for this place’s wings and I’m of the attitude that maybe it was an off night. Next time I’m definitely ordering a pizza as I watched dozens of them pass by my me smelling of crusty pizza goodness.
This is a great bar to get out of the house or away from the office for happy hour. I look forward to watching some sports on of the dozen Tv’s.

Cold beers. Good music.
The dive bar of Wauwatosa. Enjoy folks — this place is a gem.

My favorite place for beer, pizza & trivia on Sunday late night. Colonel Hart’s offers different specials all week long, Sunday is $ 2 buck Mickey’s & half price pizza. The fresh made pizzas are phenomenal (for $ 6 bucks) & come with your choice of toppings. The crust is on the thinner side. But, satisfying & tasty. Thursday is another good night to go for the wing special. The wings are awesome & come in a variety of flavors. Drinks are priced fairly & the selection is vast.
Two dart boards in the rear & NTN Buzztime trivia to test your knowledge.
Approximately 20 spots in the parking lot & plenty of street parking.
The décor is dated but eclectic.