Dunkin’ Donuts

This Dunkin Donuts location was a regular for me while in college. I would often hit up Stop and Shop and Copaco liquor and while there how could I not grab so DD right? The service was always just basic, no time ever stands out as being great, and none stand out as being bad. There was however one time that a costumer really stood out in my mind.
On Halloween one year in college I decided to be a drunk. I picked up a Jack Daniels shirt from Hot Topic and stuffed it to give me a beer belly. Earlier in the day however I was wearing the shirt (without the fake belly) and was making a trip over to the liquor store.
After buying the beer we swung into DD to get some coffee. There was this one really strange guy there just sitting and talking to random people about stupid stuff. I always get bothered by these types of people in a DD because I am interested in getting my coffee and going, not talking to the strange men who sit there all day.
Well this guy spotted my shirt and decided that was his in; he just had to tell me. In the most alcoholic type of way he comes up to me and goes «oh man I love Jack Daniels.» Ok good for him, now keep moving but no, he had to keep going on. Apparently he thought I cared that one time he drank a ¹⁄₅ of JD and thought he was just fine, but then he went to stand up and fell over. He was talking as if it was the coolest thing ever, why on earth would I care?