Munchies Wings and Pizza

The BF decided we needed to try Munchie’s Wings & Pizza to «shake things up a bit». I usually prefer to continually return to the same places we got decent wings and avoid surprises since I have the ‘bad food curse’ meaning that it WILL be my order that gets messed up. Even though I squawked at him, he dragged home a menu and decided on a calzone instead of a pizza. I settled on chicken wings and he added on a salad when our order was placed for delivery. The first sign of trouble was that it was raining and the delivery guy was out in the rain in shorts and a thin t-​shirt, shivering. When asked for the change (we intended to tip him from that), he turned to go to his car. I thought he was going to the car for change, but then he drove off. Not wanting to chase after a car in the rain or call and have them send the same guy back to my door in the rain for $ 4, I let that go.
The boyfriend assures me the calzone, though no longer anywhere near ‘hot’ on arrival, was okay. I don’t like calzones, and didn’t try it so maybe it was. The salad was… a salad. Nothing at all to write home about. The wings… were a crime. I asked the boyfriend for «medium» wings, because I knew I’d be expected to share my 16 pieces. I say ‘pieces’ because we had different sizes of flats, 4 of the 16 pieces were drummettes and the larger of the flats had the tips of the wings still attached. The sauce was so bland (basically reddish brown slime) that I actually scolded the boyfriend because I thought he’d ordered the mild. He told me he’d actually ordered the hot ones. The homemade bleu cheese dressing was actually okay, but the ‘one stalk of celery cut into thirds’ could have at least been washed.
So, to recap: 1.) The delivery guy doesn’t know to have some sort of rain gear on him in FL? Oh, and the whole thing with the change. 2.) The food was not hot (temperature-​wise) when it got here… it was like it had been in the backseat of the car for a half-​hour or so. 3.) The wings were, frankly, gross. I ended up making my own sauce out of butter and Crystal sauce from my fridge.
I’m not tempted to try anything else on the menu.

Just one word, yuck! Pizza was a little undercooked in the center while overdone on the outside. Called them for another pie and not much better.
The sausage is some compressed artificial stuff that does not even look like sausage. The wings are okay, but nothing special.
Would rate 0 if I could, yuck!

If you think Papa Johns or Dominos is really pizza, then you’ll dig this place. If you order thinking your getting a good pie, you’ll be disappointed.